Everything and More

hey guys! my friend lacy just made a website so you should check it out!

http://lacyannmcguire.wordpress.com/

So I was walking outside today and I noticed one of those manhole thingies and it said “sanitary sewer” and I was like.. how can a sewer be sanitary??   

Me and my friends.. or should I say my friends and I come up with stupid pick up lines all the time, and I thought you guys would enjoy some.. so …. enjoy!  ( I got these from http://www.quotemountain.com/sayings/funny_pick_up_lines/ )

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.

As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?

Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Excuse me miss… Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don’t want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

Excuse me miss, I don’t mean to stare, but um I think you’re really Beautiful”

Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!

Does my breath smell okay?

Does Levi’s pay you for wearing those and looking that good?

Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It’s my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!

Ask a woman for the time. “10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you.”

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?